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The 3rd Hash Olympics took place again in
Long Bay, Portland. This year it was an all beach event, with quite a different
taste to it. I don't just mean sand!
Never before had the games been so highly
competitive, creative and energetic! Big thanks and ON ON to Coco-Nuts whose
creativity and organization made this happen!
Coco-Nuts sorted us into 7 teams and instantly we witnessed the highly competitive bent
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Team identify
was created when we gave ourselves names, such as "O-long-pics",
"Cuntageous Cums", "Sea-Dogs", "6Hat6", "Come with me!", and "Just bring it". Everyone performed at their best for their
teams to gain crucial points in following competitions, many times quarreling
with the referees who tried to keep up with the pace when observing the Scandal
Bag Hopping, Beach Item Search, Wheel Barrow Race,
Musical Idiot's Hat,
Boogie Boarding,
Water Cup Race, Red Stripe Mount Madness,
Sand Castle Building, and finally the Upside Down drinking contest.
I am proud of being a member of the Bronze
Medal winning team "Come with me!" with my fellow team members Burp,
whose wildest dreams awarded us leading points in the Sand Castle contest, Rice'n'Peas and Abraham who both ran endlessly to fill the water bucket! Why did they
choose the only girl in the team to swallow all that Red Stripe up side
down?
The Silver medal winning team "Just
bring it" with Notorious Viking, Pothole, Louis Brais and Sean Stewart had
strong prospects to win Gold, if Pothole had gotten over his pub crawl hangover
faster, and if not beaten by the highly competitive all
American/Rumanian Team "6Hat6": Mother Chucker with brother Larry, Christine Wehrli and Count Dracula!
Hermi sabotaged her Team's,
"Cuntageous Cums'", efforts to win a medal when refusing to continue
plough-ing the beach!
"Kudos for her enthusiasm!" said her fellow team member Cockpit. Hermi was subsequently christened "Sabotage" by Cool Runnings! We had long waited to find a suitable name for
our most avid over 60 runner!
Good going from everyone!
Enjoy the pictures by Count Dracula!
Yours truly, BMW
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